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Ambivalenter Domain-Name – 1

“Who Represents” is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com.

Abomination

A recently ordained Irish priest was delivering his first sermon to his new parish.
“As I drove into your town last week, I witnessed three abominations: First, I saw a man in a
field committing an unnatural act with a sheep.
“I drove on farther and saw another man committing the same vile act with another sheep.
“And then, at the edge of town, I saw a man committing an abomination with himself.”
A voice spoke up from the back of the congregation: “Aye, that’ll be old Paddy Fitzpatrick. He
never could catch a sheep!”

Vermisst

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So I have been to the thrift shop to get all her clothes back.

Reinkarnation

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow.  I said, “You’re obviously not listening.”

Ehefrau beschwert sich

A wife says to her husband you’re always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says what do you expect? You’re in a wheel chair.

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Christine Holtz-Stosch ist Geschäftsführerin der Holtz-Stosch GmbH.

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