Golf has given us some unusual and colorful terms to describe
shots such as “shank”, “chili-dip”, “skull”, “duck-hook”,
“worm-burner”, etc.
Here are some new ones to add to your vocabulary.
A “Paris Hilton” – a very expensive hole.
A “James Joyce” – a putt that’s an impossible read.
A “Rock Hudson” – it looked straight, but wasn’t.
A “Saddam Hussein” – from one bunker into another.
A “Yasser Arafat” – butt ugly and in the sand.
A “John Kennedy Jr” – didn’t make it over the water.
A “Rodney King” – over-clubbed.
An “O.J. Simpson” – got away with it.
A “Princess Grace” – should have used a driver.
A “Princess Di” – shouldn’t have used a driver.
A “condom” – safe, but didn’t feel very good.
A “Rush Limbaugh” – too far to the right.
A “Nancy Pelosi” – way too far to the left.
A “Barbra Streisand” – ugly but still working.
A “Teddy Kennedy” – goes in the water, but jumps out.
A “Monica” – a putt that lips out.
